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Twas the night before Tuesday, when all thro’ the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The st… WHAM. The front door slams open and jars me awake. DING DONG. DING DONG. DING DONG. DING DONG. The doorbell sounds an unnecessary number of times. It is official, I am awake. “WHERE ARE […]

Thump, thump, thump. “Fuuuuck.” I declare as I slowly pull off on to the side of the freeway. When you get a flat tire, you go through the five classic stages of grief. Step 1: Denial I don’t have a flat tire. I am just going to keep driving. You drive an extra mile even […]

We join our hero in the heart of the cubicle jungle. He is “freaking the fuck out”: My heart is beating out of my chest. My mind refuses to stop thinking. Time seems to slow to a crawl. I throw in my headphones as quickly as I can. This is my M.O. When the world […]